🙃How to write a spectacular medium article on your phone

First you need to think about it. About how it’s never going to be as good as when you write on your laptop.

Then you have to say, ‘bullshit to that’ and write it anyway. 🤘🏻

Throw in a few subtitles

Like the one above.

Don’t worry too much about formatting. 🫧🫧🫧

Find a picture on your phone

It’s better if you took it because copyrite n’ that 😄but in this case, three rug worms will do.

My little brother’s nickname is worm and he was asking for advice on decorating his beachside flat.

Get some hashtags.

#wormrug #howto #medium #subtitle #optimalhashtags

😂they don’t even go here.

Share the article with people less likely to be doing what your sharing

For example, young people writing on Medium would be like ‘that’s how I write all my articles Grandad’ and I’d be like ‘back in my day the only mediums were the ones you paid to speak to dead people… all the time’

The good thing is the people reading this, are most likely people who will get that dead people reference.

Invite people to clap a f#ck tonne of times

Please clap lots to make sure more people find out this super important information so they too can have the most viral Medium articles on their street.

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